netflix knows what’s up
turn up turn up
woah that is not enough whipped cream. you need to add enough so that its screams can be drowned out so that no one can hear it. If you haven’t used an entire bowl of miracle whip you aren’t doing it right.
Miracle whip? Isn’t that the stuff you put on sandwiches?
The fuck. I fucked up I fucked iup I fkcued up shit I meant cool whip I fucked up god damn it don’t put mayonnaise on your bmp pumpkin pie kids not unless you want children to scream in anguish at a movie theater during your favorite part in the movie
this is the most american post
if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
why is this still circulating
Because it’s brilliant.
That episode when sponge bob committed murder….
do you think im sexy
my favorite flavor