Defecation Station

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

fuegoking:

bitch

milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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it is simeltaniously horrendous and delightful that my mother refers to JAY Z as (no more than) Beyoncé’s husband

stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

fagflow:

punkzoo:

I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”

The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.