Defecation Station

sanjista:

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

this is the name of my street

pemsylvania:

so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

thebluezebra:

offendedguy:

video game characters arent fuckin attractive

THEN EXPLAIN THIS

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grimelords:

joey badass brutally murdering a cat in his backyard to impress a girl every single time he sees her

grimelords:

joey badass brutally murdering a cat in his backyard to impress a girl every single time he sees her

terrorless:

the-girl-who-laughed:

This is the most accurate picture I’ve ever seen.

my fucking life

tyleroakley:

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township