do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling.
this is the name of my street
so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital
sleep is for the people without internet access
joey badass brutally murdering a cat in his backyard to impress a girl every single time he sees her
THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT
FACT OF THE DAY: it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township