you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
Mom… dad… I’m moving out
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.
it is simeltaniously horrendous and delightful that my mother refers to JAY Z as (no more than) Beyoncé’s husband
i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours
when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense
I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”
The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.